Regarding the controversial Gene Chizik hiring at Auburn, this following sentence made its way into the standard Associated Press Sports release:

Jacobs was on the plane with university President Jay Gogue and other athletic department officials, reportedly returning from a trip to Memphis, where Chizik’s agent, Jimmy Sexton, is based. A couple of dozen fans greeted the plane and some of them heckled the Auburn officials for choosing a coach with a losing record.

As Weekend Update so brilliantly states, "Really?" The above sentence would usually lead me to ranting on about how the SEC never fails to deliver crazier and more dangerous fans than the Big 10 could ever muster with the exception of Ohio State...But it's law school exams week, so I will keep it short.

How does one plan an event like this? Hmmm...

Bobby Dan: Hey Jimmy Ray, how bout we go over to momma's for dinner?

Jimmy Ray: Can't. Me and the boys are headin' over to the airport to heckle the Auburn athletic director. Heard he got himself a coach with a losin' record over in the Plains.

Bobby Dan: That sounds like a damn good time. Let me get some face paint on. War Eagle.