Happy Holidays from Your Friends at The Rivalry, Esq. Remember to:

1. Ignore your family's protests and spend your entire Christmas Eve watching the Hawaii Bowl
2. Compliment your Aunt's wine selection; even if it's Frutezia by Wild Vines
3. Bring your own dusty bottle of Barbaresco, just in case
4. Make fun of your cousin who went to school in the south.
5. Bring a copy of U.S. News and World Report's America's Best Colleges to prove the point.