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The Rivalry, Esq.'s 2009 Closing Argument - Penn State Nittany Lions

But there is one way in this country in which all men are created equal – there is one human institution that makes a pauper the equal of a Rockefeller, the stupid man the equal of an Einstein, and the ignorant man the equal of any college president. That institution, gentlemen, is a court. 

-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird

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We, The Rivalry, Esq. place before this college football court, the 2009 season of the Penn St. Nittany Lions.  Can this team, with the fewest returning starters in the Big Ten see the success that brought them a Big Ten title last year?  I say to you, ladies and gentlemen of the college football jury, ENOUGH!  Let this court give them the fair assessment that they deserve.

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I. Case History

The 2008 Nittany Lions were a good team - a very, very good team.  They steamrolled their non-conference schedule, including a pounding of Pac-10 runner-up Oregon State.  The Lions ended Michigan's hex over them in convincing fashion, and crushed all comers until their annual battle with Ohio State.  In Columbus, Penn State won a beautiful 13-6 slugfest and rose to No. 3 in the country.  Unfortunately, the national title hopes were dashed at Iowa two weeks later.  Penn State recovered from their lone regular season loss to reach their second Rose Bowl under Joe Paterno.

That didn't go so well.

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II. Factual Summation

A. The Rivalry, Esq. Says

Here's some of what we've written about Penn State over the off-season

Spring Preview

Evaluating Darryl Clark

JoePa Doodles

Can They Catch It?

Scary Navarro Bowman

The Case Against Penn State

JoePa and Tricky DickIce Cream!Magic Defense

B. Michael Jackson Says

Because all blogs are required to compare athletic teams to some random entertainment icon, we're equating Big Ten Teams and Michael Jackson songs.  The quality of the reading improves if you listed to the barely justified song choice as you continue.

The secondary, the O-Line, the wide receivers...all out of Penn State's life.  And now they don't know whether to laugh or cry.


III. Emotional Plea

A. I Hate Penn State

Maybe its because he's lived too long in the South, where hatred is a tangible commodity, but Bama Hawkeye has felt his hatred for Big Ten rivals boiling.  Here's why he hates Penn State.

I hate Penn State because their fans seem to think that one consecutive title earns them the benefit of the doubt.  I hate Penn State for failing to show up until halftime of the Rose Bowl.  I hate Penn State for hiring Cael Sanderson and threatening Iowa in wrestling.  I hate Penn State for starting the "White Out" trend that no one else can do as well as them.  I hate Penn State for making "Zombie Nation" a part of every college football stadium's playlist.  I hate Penn State.

B. Why You Should Love Penn State

Because Joe Paterno is exactly what a football coach should be, and he has run his program exactly the way it should be run...Because nothing looks cooler than the old time uniforms on a muddy field...Because they're the only Big Ten team that beat an SEC squad to win a national title...Because they are the farthest outpost in the Northeast where people can still speak intelligently about college football...Because they got jobbed in 1994...Because JoePa handled getting jobbed in 1994 with far more class than 99% of the coaches out there...Because they've made the conference better since they joined...Because of 383 wins and counting...Because they're in the Big Ten.


IV. Verdict

A.The Rivalry, Esq. Calls the Games

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FINAL RECORD 11-1 (7-1) 10-2 (6-2) 8-4 (4-4)

B. Bama Hawkeye Calls the Bowl Game

It's not the bowl game that Penn State fans are expecting, but a shootout with an explosive Big XII offensive provides a great way to spend the night after New Year's Day.

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V. On Appeal

Words from an SBNation blogger on their team.  The Black Shoe Diaries is one of the best sites on this collection of websites.  Here is BSD's explanation of why the Spread HD will succeed even after the exodus of wide receivers.

There isn't anything particularly innovative about the Spread HD offense. A lot of people, including Joe Paterno, have drawn comparisons to the Wing-T offense of the 1940's. It's just an offense that is highly diverse in its personnel and play calling. They spread the defense and distrubute the ball getting everyone involved. The defense can't just focus on shutting down Evan Royster.

A main talking point for those who doubt the Nittany Lions this year is the new receiving corps. They say Daryll Clark will not be the same quarterback without Derrick Williams, Deon Butler, and Jordan Norwood. These same people were the ones calling Butler and Norwood average at best and Williams a bust a year ago. And I suspect they were the same people who said Michael Robinson wouldn't have any receivers back in 2005.

But I say Penn State doesn't need a Michael Crabtree that can catch 12 passes a game for 185 yards and three touchdowns. When you look back at Penn State's stats the past few years, we didn't have a dominating wide receiver. But all three guys would usually finish the day with three or four catches for 50-70 yards. At the end of the day none of their stats jumped out at you, but Daryll Clark would get his 250 yards and two touchdowns. This is what made Penn State so effective.

When I look at this team this year I see plenty of talent for Clark to work with. Chaz Powell will play the Derrick Williams role with the quick slants, screens, and crossing patterns. Graham Zug will be the mid-range to deep threats. Though he lacks Butler's speed, he runs precise routes and has good hands. Brett Brackett will be the guy in the middle replacing Norwood. He's not as shifty, but he's a big physical presence that can fight off linebackers and safeties with his body. Add to this mix some of the talented freshmen like Justin Brown and Curtis Drake and I think there will be plenty of weapons for Clark to work with.

 

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Sweet

I’m so right with 11-1…

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by grahamfiller10 on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO WAY....13-0 BEATING ENTIRE SEC+USC IN NATIONAL TITLE GAME!!!!11!!1

I think you are pretty spot on though. I am fairly confident in our tough home match ups, but the Illinois game worries me the most, then the jNW(always tough for us in Evanston, inbetween UM and OSU games) and MSU games, in that order. We almost always start slow and usually play a much more conservative game on the road, so any road game gives me a little pause.

Hopefully we see bad Juice on that particular saturday.

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Sep 1, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can smell the crisp State College air...

Lovely arguments to close the off-season, boys! I am much opposed to Bama’s predictions and bowl match up- 8-4 is not nearly good enough. While we have lost a lot of talent, I have full confidence in the up-and-coming youngsters. Not so long ago, those talents who have left us were the freshmen who saved the program, so I have faith in our recruiting and preparation of the new Nittany Lions :) Graham and Jon, that’s much more like it! Though I’m not sure I’m in agreeance with the games you picked us dropping… Iowa is home and I have a feeling we will be punching them in the mouth after last year. Ohio State is also at home, which makes me feel much better about that match-up (although I am hoping to attend this game and it did not go so well the last time I witnessed it…). Illinois seems the most legit to me, but I don’t know… Who do I see them losing to?? Good question, cause as I look down the list, I see all the makings of a solid season- all the right match-ups are at home this year. Though I like to hope for the best, I see a stumble somewhere along the road, but I’m not certain where it will be. All that is dependent on the road the team takes in each game. Can’t wait for kick off on Saturday :D Fall is finally here!!!

Joe Paterno is my adopted grandfather.
Nittany Lion Love,
Meredith

by PaternosGranddaughter on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand this fascination with Illinois beating Penn State (I myself thought this for a while). Yeah, yeah, Rejus Benn and all, but wasn’t their defense really, really bad last year? And didn’t they lose a bunch of starters from that defense?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Sep 1, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know how I know you're crazy?

2 out of the 3 of you have us losing to Iowa and Illinois, but just 1 of 3 has us losing to OSU and none of you for Northwestern. If I ranked the games in order of fearitude, I’d go OSU, Illinois, Northwestern, Michigan, Iowa.

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Sep 1, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and my prediction

is the exact same as Graham’s. 11-1, loss to Illinois, Big Ten championship,

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Sep 1, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I’m nuts, but I think jNW will give us a tougher challenge than Illinois.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Sep 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I've been saying....

… in any case, PSU goes 11-1, loses to Ohio State. Ohio State goes 11-1, loses to USC. Buckeyes win the Big Ten.

PSU knocks off INSERT_ACC_TEAM_HERE in the Orange Bowl. Ohio State beats Cal in the Rose Bowl. USC upsets Florida in the BCS title game, defeating the invincible defending champ in the tradition of the 2002 Buckeyes and 2005 Longhorns. INSERT_BIG_EAST_TEAM_HERE upsets INSERT_NON-FLORIDA_SEC_TEAM_HERE in the Sugar. The Big 12 grumbles a lot about OKLAHOMA_TEXAS_LOSER missing out on the BCS, and about OKLAHOMA_TEXAS_WINNER mysteriously dropping behind USC in the final rankings, but OKLAHOMA_TEXAS_WINNER does beat ONE_LOSS_MWC_CHAMP in the Fiesta Bowl.

by drothgery on Sep 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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